Orangutans are especially cute when they're babies, but when they get older, their face turns into a deflated football. Eh, who am I kidding. Baby orangutans look like a teethless, shriveled-up old person with peach fuzz all over...but I still love 'em!
Arrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwww, I need to take a nap! Did you know that when male hippos fight each other for territory, the victorious one takes a shit and flings his tail back and forth so the shit can fly every where?
Look at this fuzzy madness! I wonder what it's thinking with its eyes closed. Is it making a wish? Is it sleep walking? Is it about to let out a big fart?
I want to squeeze those fat cheeks and wrap my arms around its body and roll around in the mud with it. If I had a pig as a pet, I wouldn't eat pork anymore.
Looks like the Chinese went cloning crazy with these pandas! My plan is to save enough money to bribe a zoo official to take a panda out of captivity, put it to sleep with my tranquilizer, and pretend that its my stuff animal in order to cross back into the U.S.
If my plan above doesn't work, I can always buy a Chow Chow and make it look like this--a Chowda...or a Pandow?
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