I can't resist a man who wears his underwear outside his pants.
Some NSync fan was going crazy for JT.
Michael Jackson's nose is still intact. I checked.
I don't know why Baywatch is behind Michael Jordan.
Prince really is small. Like pygmy status.
Tina invited me on stage to dance with her.
The Beatles.
I could take him.
Hanging with James Dean on a street corner...because that's what cool people do...as well as hookers and day laborers.
I beat Jesse Owens across the finish line. By the way, the NYC Marathon was going on and it made me feel like a fat ass.
When I think of Charlie Chaplin, I think "Hitler."
Johnny Depp said he needed his shirt unbuttoned.
Reading F. Scott Fitzgerald's book with him.
I had to fight Gandhi for my stick. So much for non-violence.
The Pope is dope.
The greatest president that has ever lived, George W.
Bill Clinton still has it going on...even as Billy Grahm is watching in the back.
Hilary gave me a high five after she saw Bill make a move on me.
Rachel Ray's over-use of her hands and bubbly personality bother me. But I do love her 30 Minute Meals...which really takes more time than 30 minutes if you have to wash and chop everything.
I was hungry...
I was hungry...
Weeeestsiiiide!
Beyonce has amazing armpits.
I wanted to be on Usher's music video.
Whoever created Brad did a horrible job.
Angelina Jolie sans ten billion kids.
I thought Woody Allen had a thing for Asians since he did marry and have a kid with his adopted daughter, but he ignored me.
I struck a pose for Tyra but I didn't make the cut.
Whoopi tried to steal my purse.
J.Lo and some other booties.
Going to Madame Tussauds is one step below Star-Trek-convention-dorkiness level but I had free tickets so I went with my friend. Who knew posing with wax figures could be so fun?
1 comment:
you are so goofy. i didn't realize you can "molest" the figures.
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