If the Central Park Zoo Animals Could Talk...

Penguin 1: I love to play hide and go seek! 3...2...1...ready or not, here I come!

Penguin 2: Oh shizz, I can't get down from this rock to hide!

My mom sent me to the corner because I ate her fish.

So this is how Asian people see the world.

I want to pee in the water but these people are making me self-conscious.

I need to get off this island and get me some chicken and rice from the guys in the yellow shirt.

She loves me, she loves me not...