STFU, Annoying People!

Just because I haven't written about my roomies lately doesn't mean that things have improved.

Earlier I walked into the bathroom to find a toilet full of giant crap. I know it's not Miss Murphy's so it belongs to either the 37-year-old Creep or Snorting Woman. Either way, I was disgusted. Still am.

Snorting Woman is here almost every day and night and now that my roomie is out of town, Snorting Woman is here every f'n day cat-sitting. Not only does she makes this loud snorting noise, sucking up air and forcing out air through her congested nose, she laughs and talks to herself...right outside my bedroom door. (By the way, she works as a server and if I ever heard my server making that kind of noise, I'd eat somewhere else.) My irritation only gets worse when Snorting Woman and Creep start talking to each other about politics and The View since they're both damn loud and don't know when to stop ranting.

Then I have Creep's brother who is here about five times a week. He studies on the table outside my door and stays quiet. But still, I don't need an extra person in the apartment, especially when I need to open the fridge but he's blocking my way.

Since one of my roomies moved back to Greece last week, Snorting Woman is taking over his spot...not that it's going to be any different since her ass is here all the f'n time! I tell myself that I'm only going to be here for two more months and three days and then I can get out of this freak show apartment.

Oh yeah, I also have Spanish music playing outside my window and people outside my window speaking to each other in Spanish since the construction madness never ends!