Halloween Parade

I got to the Halloween parade around 6:30pm and people already staked out their place along the barriers. Before the parade started at 7pm, I got to see my favorite sexy-time man: Borat!


Damn, you gotta have some balls to be wearing that skimpy outfit...or maybe it would be better if you didn't have balls?


People were going paparazzi on this guy so I had to push my way through to get the shots.


He was walking away too fast so I barely got the ass shot.

Everything else was mediocre after that. (You can click on the pictures to see the enlarged size.) Enjoy...


Waiting for the parade to start.


Check out the skeleton dog.


There were some political messages in the parade. Why do people always have to bash Bush?


Huge bird masks.


Bird people.


Flying clocks and toasters. By the way, this year's theme had to do something with flight. Hence the wings.


More bird people.


People in costumes. Anyone could participate in the parade as long as they entered at the beginning of the route.


Freakin' Chinese people--How is that supposed to be a Halloween costume if you guys normally dress up like dragons?


Very clever costume--Edvard Munch's "The Scream" with a real man's face as the screamer. He had to hold that face for over 20 blocks.


The zombies danced to Michael Jackson's Thriller.


If that guy didn't paint his face green, I would still think he looked like Shrek.


Check out the girl in the white shower curtain--she's supposed to be the lady from Psycho.


Those are men...with bigger "real" boobs than me.


Ron Jeremy and Penthouse models.


After an hour of watching the parade, I squeezed my way through the crowd to check out the spectators who were in costume.


Naaaaa-chooooooo!


Stewie from The Family Guy.


The back of their t-shirts say "No Means Yes." Hilarious...if it wasn't so wrong.


The guy from Final Fantasy and a Spanish dude.


Mario & Luigi. My fav game!


This is the most clever, disgusting outfit I've ever seen. I didn't get a shot of the front, but he had a giant umbilical cord hanging from his belly. Get it? He's supposed to be a newborn fetus--blood stains and all.