Homeless men sprawled on chairs
Drunks slurring at strangers
People who talk to themselves
People who ask for money
A Capella groups
Mariachis
High school students selling candy
Legless man walking with his hands
What do all those people have in common? They ride the subway. Today I'm adding a new person to my list: the woman with her ass crack hanging out. Sounds ordinary, right? Nothing worth writing about? Wrong. The woman was sitting next to me with her back towards me and her crack was touching my hip. Imagine the disgusted look on my face when I peered down to see her pants sagging two inches below her crack. Did she not feel the air blowing on it?
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Have you ever had Entenmann's soft baked chocolate chip cookies? They're so freakin' good! But three cookies is 150 calories with 3.5g of saturated fat. They're so tiny that I could eat a whole box. Now I have to hide the box so I don't eat it all.
2 comments:
Maybe you should have blown on her Boo-tay so she would have felt the wind and pulled her pants up!! Doesn't she know about the hip/cool California style of wearing a long tanktop under your shirt so you don't have that problem? Dang NY for being so behind the fashion times. :)
PS got any TP yet??? That has got to be REALLY brutal
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