I Have a Thing for Hairy Midgets

If you have stubby little legs, huge pointy ears, and a brown and white hairy body, I'll let you bite my boob and crotch. I'll even let you lick me all over.


Meet Dash the Corgi! My friend recently got him. For a tiny dog, he has so much energy, playing fetch and biting everyone's clothes.


I just want to squeeeeeeeeeeeze him!