Sincerely, Agnes: Macy's Day Parade

We went out on Wednesday night for a couple hours and got up Thursday morning at 6am for the Macy's Day Parade. We waited til 9am for the parade to start. While we were standing around, we befriended two 8 year-old twin sisters from Florida and played "20 questions" with them and taught them the dangers of balloons killing dolphins (some company was giving away balloons to promote their product and kids were letting them fly away).

The streets were packed.

Check out the guy holding his dog.

There were many marching bands in the parade. I'm glad my mom didn't make me join the flag team in high school.

Dolly Parton still has her giant knockers. She must have back problems.

I hate clowns. It was like the Halloween parade all over again.

It's official. Scooby Doo has no penis...or balls...unless he was neutered.

The Jonas Brothers...I feel so old. I don't know who they are.

I wish I had a giant rocking lion.

Um...does something look wrong with that man?

Hello, Kitty.

Those people were supposed to represent the world flags but I didn't see Vietnam. Not cool.

Aye, Crikey! It's the Crocodile Hunter's wife and daughter, Bindi! Did you know that she raps?

Ronald should be obese or else he's not eating his own food.

Yummy M&M's...regular, peanut, almond, peanut butter, giant ones, mini-ones...

These guys were picking up after the horses. They're not really part of the parade but people were cheering for them anyways. One of the guys was putting his gloves up to his mouth to blow kisses at people. Gross!